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[sixthsinner]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?

THE WILDERNESS TURNED ME INTO SOME KIND OF FISH CREATURE. I HAD CLAMSHELLS ON MY CHEST.

Shit. I need a drink.

Comments

Yus he's amused.

[catwouldbeking.livejournal.com]

Sure you haven't had enough already? >;3

This place is a zetta riot.

[kleptomonkey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, happened to me too.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Yeah. This place seems quite fond of doing that kind of stuff to us.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Not nearly enough. I had fins.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

No one told me we'd get turned into fish people if we went down there!

[kleptomonkey.livejournal.com]

I did, way back before the prom-ball-thing. I even had to get Red come rescue me.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I'm not going down there again if it means I'm going to be a fish with a shell bra. That's crazy.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd known that before I went down there.

[kleptomonkey.livejournal.com]

...Unless you're a girl, why did you have a shell bra?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I'm not a woman. This place just has a weird sense of humor.

[kleptomonkey.livejournal.com]

Apparently. Giant fish, fish-people, marshmallow lands....

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a real party.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

It would be nice if we had forewarning for ANY of the insane stuff the Sphere has, really.

missing the point <3

[bubble-ditz.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! You are so right!

Clamshells clash horribly with everything!

[fail-pilot.livejournal.com]

Clams on your chest? Sounds like a party.

I finally got a job and some money! You want to go get a drink some time?

He's thinking he was so lucky to be a gimpy clownfish.

[ittybityprodigy.livejournal.com]

You had clamshells on your chest.

ooc:

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

NEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOO

[seventhspring.livejournal.com]

The Wilderness is transformative at the moment?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Surprises I can handle. It's outright insanity I have a problem with!

loooooooool

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

You sure are something, ma'am.

[bubble-ditz.livejournal.com]

I know, I am aren't I? So good of you to notice!

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Hello there, my new best friend! I'd be a rude guy if I turned down an offer like that.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I didn't put them there, pal.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

It's an ocean. A shitty one.

[seventhspring.livejournal.com]

Nice and succinct. Has it been like this for long, or is this it's most recent shift?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Dunno. It was my first trip. Maybe my last.

[seventhspring.livejournal.com]

I've never made it down to the Wilderness, myself. Last time I tried... Ah, you don't happen to be an Adventurer, do you?

[ittybityprodigy.livejournal.com]

This place has a sick sense of humor.

[catwouldbeking.livejournal.com]

+ gills? Or was the place trying 2 screw with you so much it tried 2 drown ya?

[floating-bamboo.livejournal.com]

...really?

[fail-pilot.livejournal.com]

Well then if you put it that way!

We'll have a celebration at how awesome we are at life! And then the next time you will pay. Sound like a deal?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I don't really know. I didn't stick around to check.

Why are you writing with numbers, kid?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I can absolutely promise you that I'll think about that! Thanks, pal.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

No kidding. No one told me about this sort of thing.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Nope. Don't have a job right now.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Would I tell everyone I had a shell bra if it didn't happen?

[floating-bamboo.livejournal.com]

My apologies... it just sounded strange. Maybe I should stay away from the wilderness, then.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

Well, not everyone ended up with shell underwear. Maybe you'll get lucky.

[catwouldbeking.livejournal.com]

Guess it's 2 be investigated, then.

Can you think of 3 good reasons I shouldn't? It's not my factoring fault if you can't understand simple shorthand in the form of the digits that = the essence of everything.

[floating-bamboo.livejournal.com]

I'd rather not test it.

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I don't think it saves you time to write out numbers. That's just weird, kid.

[ittybityprodigy.livejournal.com]

How else do the old people here get their kicks?

[sixthsinner.livejournal.com]

I guess that's what we're going to find out.